Tee: It’s quite sweet he considered that. I mean, it’s hopeless because people will speculate anyway
Tee: You should give him a plant
Zee: A plant?! Why?
Tee: It’s his birthday in a few months, isn’t it?
Zee: How do you know that?
Tee: I know a lot of things that you’re not privy to.
Zee: Since when?
Tee: Since you abandoned me!
Tee: I activated full stalker mode
Zee: For lil ‘ole me? I’m honored
Tee: Hush.
Zee: What did you find?
Tee: What I didn’t find is fascinating. Not a whisper of your wedding has been in the press
Zee: Must be sweeping it under the radar
Tee: It’d need an industrial-sized brush
Zee: *shrugs*
Zee: What else?
Tee: He donates about three million a year to various horse charities in the province
Zee: :/ I guess we know why that is
Tee: Yeah. I cringed and sighed in delight at the same time. Honestly, it’s unnerving how perfect this guy is.
Zee: Back that statement up
Tee: Yes, your honor.
Tee: He donates a further three million to various charities, with the bulk split between a couple women’s shelters.
Zee: Also makes sense
Tee: Uh-huh
Tee: In university, he had a steady girlfriend. She visited the ranch once and they broke up shortly after
Zee: How on earth do you know that?
Tee: Stalked her profile too.
Zee: Jesus wept!
Tee: Oh, He cried about SOMEthing.