Page 122 of Things Left Unsaid

Tee: It’s quite sweet he considered that. I mean, it’s hopeless because people will speculate anyway

Tee: You should give him a plant

Zee: A plant?! Why?

Tee: It’s his birthday in a few months, isn’t it?

Zee: How do you know that?

Tee: I know a lot of things that you’re not privy to.

Zee: Since when?

Tee: Since you abandoned me!

Tee: I activated full stalker mode

Zee: For lil ‘ole me? I’m honored

Tee: Hush.

Zee: What did you find?

Tee: What I didn’t find is fascinating. Not a whisper of your wedding has been in the press

Zee: Must be sweeping it under the radar

Tee: It’d need an industrial-sized brush

Zee: *shrugs*

Zee: What else?

Tee: He donates about three million a year to various horse charities in the province

Zee: :/ I guess we know why that is

Tee: Yeah. I cringed and sighed in delight at the same time. Honestly, it’s unnerving how perfect this guy is.

Zee: Back that statement up

Tee: Yes, your honor.

Tee: He donates a further three million to various charities, with the bulk split between a couple women’s shelters.

Zee: Also makes sense

Tee: Uh-huh

Tee: In university, he had a steady girlfriend. She visited the ranch once and they broke up shortly after

Zee: How on earth do you know that?

Tee: Stalked her profile too.

Zee: Jesus wept!

Tee: Oh, He cried about SOMEthing.