Zee: What do you mean who? WHO do you think?
Tee: Colton?!
Tee: YOU KISSED COLTON?
Zee: Yes.
Tee: WHEN?
Tee: Wait, no. Was it good? Tell me that first.
Zee: It was about a week ago.
Tee: YOU KEPT IT FROM ME
Zee: I knew you’d overreact!
Zee: It was just a little kiss
Tee: Was there tongue?
Zee: Maybe
Tee: Then it wasn’t a little kiss. OMG. How good was it? On a scale of ‘stick a finger in me now’ and ‘go brush your teeth.’
Zee: That’s not a measure!
Tee: It’s my idea of a measure. TELL ME OR I’LL GET A FLIGHT RIGHT THIS SECOND AND DRAG THE ANSWER OUT OF YOU
Zee: Sheesh
Zee: It was, um, ‘stick a finger in me now’ good
Tee: :O
Tee: :O
Tee: :O
Tee: I. Am. Deceased.
Tee: Did you let him?
Zee: Stick a finger in? No.
Tee: Why not?
Zee: Because, I don’t know, it wasn’t the right time
Tee: When would be the right time?
Zee: When we weren’t in his office, for one.
Tee: Desk sex is hot.
Tee: Who am I kidding? The man’s hot all round if he’s that good at kissing.
Tee: Plus, he leaves you alone to work, doesn’t pester you, AND he herded your brothers out of the way.