A WEEK LATER
Parker: I’m shooketh
Zee: About?
Parker: Tee told me Colt carried you over the threshold, Zee
Tee: Why are you shooketh? He gives off that vibe
Zee: Have you visited Parker yet, Tee?
Parker: She hasn’t
Parker: She’s trying out agoraphobia too. It’s all the rage in the city. Liam Donnghal’s made it trendy.
Tee: Yeah, yeah
Zee: You haven’t left the apartment?!
Parker: No. She hasn’t
Zee: What about work?
Tee: I decided to call in sick. Jackass Jacobie can’t say no to that.
Parker: He can eventually lol. Doctor’s note, anyone?
Tee: Like you can tattle on me, Miss ‘I haven’t entered a public space since Labor Day three years ago.’
Parker: I’ve been out
Tee: When?
Zee: Where?
Zee: And riding from Ohio to Jersey doesn’t count…
Parker: Two months ago
Zee: *groans*
Zee: How am I the one in an arranged marriage I didn’t ask for and I’m coping the best?
Parker: It’s because you’re our sun
Zee: I am?
Parker: Yup. The center of our universe, Zee.
Tee: I know you’re joking, but I think she was and I didn’t realize it.
Zee: Fuck a duck, Tee, you need to chill out! I got on your nerves a lot
Tee: I miss that *sobs*
Parker: Wow, our girl’s having some kind of episode, huh? You’re awesome, Zee, but the center of my universe? Sheesh.
Parker: Do you want me to send one of the girls over, Tee?