Zee: You owe me ten trillion. USD.
Calder: Ouch
Zee: What’s this bull I hear about you tagging, Calder?
Calder: GTG
Zee: Carson, glue his phone to his hand
Carson: I have literal permission to superglue you to your phone, Calder. You know I’m not afraid to do it
Calder: FML
Calder: I hate the Korhonens
Calder: I hate Grand-mère for making you marry one of them
Calder: And there was no way in hell you set fire to the stables. It was only right that I take a stand.
Zee: What was the tag?
Calder: The Bar 9 logo, of course.
Zee: As much as I appreciate you defending my honor, Colton’s not like a regular Korhonen
Zee: AND, in the future, using our logo as a tag is pretty much a signature. As well as an admission of guilt.
Calder: If Colton’s anything like Callan, I’ll need to headbutt him immediately
Zee: No headbutting
Calder: :(
Zee: Colby, I thought you were keeping an eye on Calder.
Colby: Hey, I’m eighteen too and I’m not my brother’s keeper
Zee: I’m twenty-six, live in another country, and I’m still your keeper. The perks of being the eldest.
Colby: *sobs*
Carson: Is this how it’s going to be when you’re home?
Zee: No. I’ll be at the Seven Cs
Colby: You’ll be LIVING there?!
Zee: Colton gave me the choice. I didn’t feel like living with Grand-mère again so behind enemy lines I go
Colby: :O :O :O
Calder: o.O
Carson: :%
Zee: Have I figured out a way to shut you all up?
Zee: How did the open-house event go?