“Condoms. Mum and Clyde should have used them more often.”
His smirk is unrepentant. “Are you dating your wife, Colt?”
“Why are you home?”
“Because I initiated the release process.” He coughs. “A few months ago.”
“What?!”
“It was time.”
Gaping at him, I sputter, “Time?!”
“Yeah. I’m getting old and I don’t want to ride a desk.”
“You wouldn’t quit. Not unless you were pushed.”
“Another hospital stay sealed the deal,” he admits dryly. “Spent so much time in a hospital room that if I never see another, it’ll be too soon.”
“So, it wasn’t a car crash.”
Not a question.
His gaze is amused. “Not unless the car was worth three hundred million dollars.”
“You crashed it?”
“Excuse me. I’ve never crashed a plane. Some fuckwit over the Baltics decided to steer into me.”
“The Baltics, huh?”
He arches a brow at me. “Hotbed of tension.”
“War’s brewing?”
“Isn’t it always.”
“You don’t want to be involved this time?”
“Probably makes me a coward, but no.”
“How are you a coward? All those medals you have weren’t given to you because of your ugly face.”
He pulls said face.
“Nor was it because you’re a Korhonen. The name means dick in the CAF?*.”
He plops his sandwich on his plate. “True dat.”
I watch as he rubs the back of his neck. “I thought you had to go through a bunch of interviews?—”
“I did.”
“And you didn’t think to tell us about being injured?”
“What was the point in worrying you?”
“You’re an asshole, do you know that? I have a father who sneezes and wants me at his bedside, but you crash a plane?—”