Page 121 of Things Left Unsaid

Tee: No, because clearly, it means nothing. If you ever have IVF, I’ll pay for it myself.

Zee: Shut up

Tee: You shut up

Tee: You know I’m right

Tee: Why get him to stick a finger in when he could stick his dick in AND make a baby for free?

Zee: And you think you’re romantic.

Tee: I’m a pragmatist.

Tee: Plus, IVF doesn’t come with orgasms. If he’s that good at kissing that you kept it on the down low for a week, imagine how good he is at the sex

Zee: ‘The’ sex?

Tee: Oh, yeah. When it’s good, it deserves a definite article

Zee: I’m already regretting telling you this

Tee: You shouldn’t. Me and Colt are working on seducing you.

Zee: FML

Tee: So, why do you think he did that?

Zee: Did what?

Tee: Keep up! Didn’t make you sign a prenup?

Zee: Oh. He has an odd way of viewing the world.

Tee: Meaning?

Zee: He’s very unlike his father

Tee: That’s a hop, skip, and a jump away from your initial reaction to him

Zee: Yes.

Zee: He’s very disarming in that sense

Tee: Explain. And no vague answers. Cold, hard facts are what I’ll accept.

Zee: Bitch

Tee: You know it :P

Zee: I don’t know this for certain, obviously, but I imagine that he thinks if I do take him for half of everything, then it won’t matter because it’ll all go to the child we have together in the end.

Tee: Huh

Tee: Evidence?

Zee: This isn’t a court of law!

Zee: But it’s like when he told me why I had to return here. So that our child wouldn’t deal with gossip and rumors in school about the circumstances of their parents’ marriage

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