Page 117 of Things Left Unsaid

Tee: He’s like a sheepdog

Zee: You did not compare my husband to a sheepdog, Christy MacFarlane!

Tee: OMG. Did you just ‘my husband’ him?!

Zee: What? No!

Tee: YOU DID

Tee: You said, ‘My husband!’

Tee: YOU DID

*Tee sends image*

Tee: Look, I’ve screenshot it for posterity

Zee: Fuck, I did!

Zee: But in my defense, you compared him to a German shepherd

Tee: I was thinking more of a Border collie

Zee: THAT’S WORSE!

Tee: How is that worse?! Border collies are one of the best breeds! They’re intelligent and capable. They’re fit and can get a hundred-strong herd of sheep in line by running around ‘em in circles. If I were a dog, I think that’d be sexy as all get out

Tee: Plus, they’re pretty

Zee: Colt’s not pretty

Tee: You looking at the same man as me?

Zee: Calling him pretty’s like calling him a Border collie!

Zee: Don’t try to walk it back

Tee: I. Walk. Back. Nothing

Tee: You know I’m right.

Zee: Pfft

Zee: So, I need to tell you something.

Tee: You’ve decided to come home?

Zee: No.

Tee: You think Tim Horton’s is better in the US than in Canada?

Zee: NO. I haven’t even had a Timmies yet. It has nothing to do with the States or Canada. Jesus H. Christ. You’d try the patience of a saint.

Tee: What is it then?

Zee: I kissed him.

Tee: Who?

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