Kow: Man, what the fuck is going on? First Liam, now you? Who’ve you fallen for?
Cole: I haven’t fallen for anyone. I’ve come to realize that I’m sick of anonymous lays.
Kow: But they’re the best. You gotta spread the love, dude.
Cole: You can spread the love for me.
Cole: I swear you got some kind of breeding kink or something so I’m doing you a favor.
Kow: BREEDING?! No fucking way.
Kow: No kids for me.
Cole: And the world rejoices. :P
Kow: You’re pissy today.
Cole: Yeah, I guess I am. Sorry, Kow.
Kow: It’s okay.
Kow: You’re really down, huh?
Cole: Pops is a jerk. I wish he were like Fryd.
Kow: Dad ain’t perfect.
Cole: No, but at least he cares.
Cole: My asshole father was trying to pull some long con with Callan.
Kow: Huh?
Kow: Callan’s only a baby.
Cole: You don’t want to know what the baby was doing a couple nights back.
Kow: Tell me more.
Cole: Little fucker only stole Pops’s credit card and was using it to pay for cam girls.
Kow: Dude, I want to be him when I grow up.
Cole: Figured you’d approve lol.
Kow: Since when are you a prude?
Cole: I’m not a prude.
Kow: Sounds like it.
Kow: Thought you’d be the one sneaking him a card to pay for that.
Cole: Doesn’t matter.
Kow: Sure it does. Not like you to be a freakin’ hypocrite.
Kow: Why do you care?