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Liam: This is what the Twilight Zone feels like lol

Liam: Yeah, I’ll check on them. Make sure you stock your fridge with kombucha because I’m going to drink you out of house and home

Cole: That’s fine. I can handle your boring snacks. Just don’t get cum on my sofa

Cole: A man’s sofa is sacrosanct. Only his cum should be on his sofa

Liam: Note to self: do not use Cole’s soft furnishings.

Liam: Got it.

NEW YORK STARS WIN 5-3 AGAINST NEW JERSEY BLUE DEMONS

BY MACK FINNEGAN

In the last game of this calendar year, Cole Korhonen came face-to-face with his former team once again and declared war on them in a brutal match that saw him score his third hat trick of the season, with Donnghal completing the score.It’s the season of goodwill to all men. All men apart from the New Jersey Blue Demons.

Hilariously, the crowd was ready this time for the Saskatoon native to bring those goals home—instead of hats, they tossed a variety of pink and red items onto the ice. Anything from bras to fabric scraps and dishcloths or towels.

His style, or lack thereof according to some, is shaking the city to its core.

Known for his love of all things pink, the crowd celebrated his hat tricks in a style he must surely approve of!

With Korhonen, Donnghal, and Lewis heading onto the ice as the game’s three stars, one has to wonder if their new team celly has gone down as well in the locker room as it has across the world—footage of the three spinning forwards has entertained audiences far and wide since their first ‘display’ two nights ago.

Figure-skating coaches/schools have announced record-breaking sign-ups as a result.

Word is that the left winger who, for the majority of his career and despite his formidable talent on ice, consistently struggles with his edge work, has been receiving private tutelage from his girlfriend, Mia Charles.

One-time state champion, Charles, currently offers lessons in New Jersey—Korhonen’s old stomping grounds.

Cole: Dude, I need a favor, @Callan

Callan: What?

Cole: First, I gotta tell you something.

Callan: Do you have to be so pedantic? When I was finally brought into this damn chat, I expected to have a lot more fun.

Callan: You guys are fucking boring.

Cody: That stings, little bro. Really stings.

Callan: Like I care. Be more interesting.

Cody: Sir, yes, sir.

Cole: I may or may not be dating someone

Colton: Everyone knows that.

Callan: Yes. Everyone.

Cole: Kinda meant to tell you first.

Cole: Then, you know, didn’t.

Callan: I’m well aware that you suck.

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