Cole: If so, you need to send me there too. I’ll keep him company. We know he gets lonely on his own.
Matt: Screw you.
Cole: Nah, I don’t swing that way, though it’s interesting the reaction I’ve been getting from other guys since I pulled off wearing those hot pink pants *waggles eyebrows*
Matt: Cole, I don’t have the patience tonight for your bullshit
Liam: One of our guys happened to hear a rumor that the Bulldogs are floating you…
Matt: They are
Liam: Why?
Matt: My meniscus is about to give out
We break off to share a worried look.
Liam: Why didn’t you tell us that?
Matt: Because it’s none of your business.
Cole: Of course it fucking is. Are you resting it?
Matt: I’m trying. It’s not easy. Coach isn’t letting up on me
Cole: Why the hell not?
Matt: Got a grudge against me.
Liam: What did you do?
Matt: Fucked his daughter so they’re dumping me before the trade deadline. Now, he’s making sure I remember him.
Liam rubs tiredly at his eyes. “What a dumbass.”
“We all pulled similar stunts at twenty-four, Liam,” I excuse.
Liam: Jesus H. Christ. You guys are a piece of work.
Cole: Not sure that means he deserves to be played within an inch of his meniscus snapping, Liam.
Liam: Never said it did, but how do you guys get yourself into these situations?
Matt: Luck of the draw?
Cole: I was gonna say bad luck lol
Liam: Your meniscus is in really bad shape?
Matt: I can feel it’s on its way out. :/
Liam: How about Gracie gets you onto the Stars?
Matt: I’d take you over the salary cap
Liam: Not if you’re put on the LTIR
Matt: You want me to play second fiddle to Greco?