Mia: But I watched the game at the bar tonight. No wonder your head is massive.
I grin. Still…
Me: Chuck’s is a baseball bar though. What are you doing watching hockey?
Mia: We’re diversifying.
Me: Diversifying into hockey?
Mia: Baseball season’s winding down. Revenues are dwindling so we gotta do something.
Me: Makes sense.
Me: You should have said. I could get you some jerseys for the wall. Get ‘em signed for you.
Mia: I can’t accept anything like that!
Me: Why can’t you lol?
Mia: Wouldn’t be fair.
Mia: Unless… I could reimburse you for them?
Me: Babe, I get free shit all the time.
Mia: It’s not right. I won’t take advantage of you like that.
What the fuck happened with Gracie, then?
I’m so tempted to goddamn ask, but I can’t.
The question is starting to fucking choke me. As well as charming and cheeky, we can add curious-as-shit to the list of adjectives that describe me.
Me: Do you even like hockey?
Mia: One of my staff does.
Me: LOL. That’s not an answer.
Mia: I thought you looked hot.
Me: /me is a hot hockey player
Mia: *snorts*
Me: Want me to dress up in my gear for you one night?
Mia: Not if you want in my pussy any time this year.
Me: *gasps*
Mia: You looked hot in it but you look hotter OUT of it so nah.
Me: I’m not offended anymore.
Mia: Good to know lol.
Me: Mind if I come see Chuck’s?