Star: If she talks about this fucking gala one more time at a meeting, I’ll scream.
Lily: Scream, then. Lol. She’ll know you’re angry if you scream. Let it out. Holding stuff back only builds resentment.
Star: You’ve been listening to Tiff, haven’t you?
Lily: Helped her study for her finals last semester, and now I read her textbooks for fun.
Star: For fun? Jesus H. Christ.
Lily: It’s interesting.
Star: Riiiiiiight.
Lily: You and Rachel are both control freaks. That’s why you don’t get along. You’re not happy sharing the throne of queen bee with someone else.
Star: I don’t think I’m queen bee.
Lily: Hmm. If you say so lol.
Star: I do!
Lily: Think you’re queen bee?
Star: Grr. ‘Say so.’
Lily: :P By the way, I heard back from Juneau News.
Star: Oh?
Lily: The tip line will be featured in their daily periodicals as well as in ad campaigns on, say, TVGM.
Star: That’s fantastic! Well done, Lily.
Lily: :) We’ve been working on this together.
Star: Yeah, but I wanted to kick the head of Juneau News in the balls during that meeting. You schmoozed him.
Lily: Don’t tell Link. He gets mad when I flirt with other guys.
Star: Can’t blame him when it makes them putty in your hands.
Lily: Haha, it didn’t!
Star: It did. He wouldn’t have done anything for me but look at what he did for you.
Lily: I’m paying him!
Star: Yeah, but those kinds of features and slots would cost a hell of a lot more.
Lily: It’s for charity.
Star: Suuuure, charity begins at home with those news corporation cunts. Anyway, that’s fantastic news. The more people who know about the tip line, the more we can help.
Star: Fuck, this is like a load off my freakin’ chest. We’re finally getting somewhere.
Lily: We are! I’m just happy to be a part of this. Thank you for not just taking my money lol and letting me help.
Star: Need all the help I can get, Lily. Not only with the funds, but with your schmoozing skills. We’re going to make a real difference. I can feel it.