“True, ain’t it?”
Though I rolled my eyes, I grabbed one of the ultra, the super plus, the super, the regular, and the light—just to be on the safe side.
And if my sweetest sister-in-law could turn feral during her period, then who the hell knew what Star would become…
“That reminds me,” I muttered. “I need to buy hot chocolate.”
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TEXT CHAT
Kat:I made this group chat because it’s efficient :)
Conor:Efficient for whom?
Star:Her.
Maverick:Lol.
Alessa:Kati? What is wrong?
Kat:I mean, nothing’s wrong. In fact, in my opinion, everything is right. But the school doesn’t agree and that’s backward of them.
Star:Stop prevaricating. Get on with it.
Kat:I picked a bad time, didn’t I? You’re always grouchy when you do that bleeding thing.
Star:You know the name of it.
Kat:I just didn’t want to embarrass you because there are boys here.
Star:The boys know what a period is and won’t blush. And if you didn’t want to embarrass me then you shouldn’t have brought up the bleeding thing.
Star:Now, get on with it. What have you done this time and whose arm do I need to break?
Kat:Conor, get out the hot chocolate.
Conor:It’s on hand. Now, Star’s right. Get on with it lol.
Kat:No arms need to be broken, but I may or may not have detention. It totally wasn’t my fault though.
Conor:And it was easier to tell us all at once?
Kat:Sure was. I can take initiative and can streamline efficiently.
Maverick:Are you trying to tell us you got in trouble at school or settling in for a job interview?
Alessa:What did you do?
Kat:I spat on someone.
Conor:Did they deserve it?
Alessa:Conor!
Kat:They did deserve it, Conor. Yes. I’m glad you asked that question.
Conor:Feel free to take the floor and justify your saliva landing on someone.