Me
No. She yelled at me then called me a liar, there was a lot of eye rolling. She’s in the warehouse now.
Enki
I’m dumfounded. You look every inch the god you are.
Me
Was that a compliment?
Enki
I’m feeling generous today, I got laid last night, two fairies—well, never mind, just know that it was magical.
Me
Fairies bite.
Enki
Exactly.
And they call me the insane one.
Me
Anyway, more convincing might be necessary.
Enki
…are you asking me to…bake?
Me
Tell anyone and I’ll hang you from the tree.
Enki
Rat would eat me alive, so would that goddess cow. Whatever, I’ll be over in a few minutes, got to take care of the fairies first, I give and receive.
Me
I’m aware.
Enki
Jealous?
Me
You know I never sleep with them.
Enki
The fairies?
Me