*Looks at Ledger*
Me
*Cocks head at Ledger*
August
Where the fuck did that come from, Ledge?
Ledger
What? I thought Griffin was going to ask about sex positions. That’s my favorite one.
Me
Uh…no. Not what I was going to ask.
Ledger
Oh. My bad.
August
Do you need a cinnamon roll recipe Griffin? Because Ella’s been baking all day…
Me
Lol. No. But you better walk one of those sweet ass buns up here when they’re done. I can practically smell them from here.
Bodhi
What do you want to ask Griff?
Me
Guys, I’m falling for my wife.
Ledger
Perfect. See sex position description below. Let me know how she likes it.
Harrison
Bow chica wow wow.
Bodhi
I mean…we’ve already known this soooo….?
Me
Yeah but I think I’m like…really fucking falling for her.
Bodhi
Corrigan just squealed and starting singing “Griffy luuuurves her. He super luuuurves her.” I think she’s a little over excited.
Me