Page 51 of Why Cruise

“Panties are propaganda?”

“Ren,” she said, like she was explaining this to a child. “If that in fact happened, the omega excused herself moments before, changed into the g-string and put her panties in her pocket.”

“But why? That doesn’t make sense.”

“Because alphas really like omegas in g-strings.”

“So why not just wear a g-string?” I asked, genuinely curious.

Mackenzie looked at me like I didn’t have two brain cells to rub together. That was refreshing. It has been years since anybody thought I was dumb.

“For fuck’s sake. Alphas are so dense.” Theo was exasperated. “Slick. It’s the slick.”

“Slick gets everywhere. Sure, there are anti-slick wipes and lotions, but if you know you’re going to have sex, you want slick.”

“So if an omega is wearing a g-string, she planned for sex.”

“Because alphas really like omegas in g-strings.” She repeated. “So we all uphold this charade that we are running around in g-strings. Just for you.”

“And if she does actually wear a g-string out and about…”

“She doesn’t get invited back.”

“We’re not that type of omega.”

“I feel lied to.” Ren said, hand to his chest.

“Slick is actually kind of a problem.” Theo said, rolling his eyes.

“You’re always wet.”

“It gets everywhere.”

“There’s chafing.”

“Ugh. The worst.”

“And we put up with all of that…”

“Just for the moment when slick…”

They both shut their mouths and blushed. A growl got caught in my throat just at the thought of what it might take to make these two blush.

I called a server over with a quick wave. “Let’s order dessert to distract Ren and me from being distraught over the state of your panties.”

DAY 6 - ST. THOMAS, U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS

TODAY’S TIDE

FROM THE CAPTAIN’S DESK

The lush beauty of St. Thomas beckons with adventure and tranquility in equal measure. From thrilling rainforest trails to serene beaches, today offers countless opportunities for discovery.

MORNING TIDE

Ship docks at 8:00 AM

Rainforest ATV Adventure (11:00 AM - 4:00 PM) Experience the island’s wild side. Closed-toe shoes required.