Page 19 of Summoning my Grumpy Demon Boss

Tegan’s voice is suddenly loud on the other end of the phone. “I’m going to go find out!”

“What?” I launch out of my chair, knocking the pizza box to the floor. “You can’t do that! What are you going to do? Ask him?”

“No. But I’m going round there. I still have your key after I house sat for you guys.”

“No! You can’t.”

“Oh, yes, I can.”

“Tegan!”

“Look, I’ll drop by and tell him you said I could borrow a dress or something. I’ll tell him I thought he was with you down the coast. If he’s really home in his dressing gown orsomething, then I guess I’m the asshole, but if not...” She trails off. She doesn’t have to finish her sentence.

I sigh. I hate the idea, but I also hate suspecting Oliver. Now the thought is in my head, it won’t leave me alone. Shouldn’t I trust him more than this?

Tegan hangs up. I spend the next thirty minutes pacing the living room, unable to settle. My stomach feels queasy and I’m really regretting all the pizza. The sight of the leftovers in the box turns my stomach, so I take the box outside and dump the rest in the garbage, huddling in Luke’s warm jumper as I hurry back through the door. I try to switch on the TV, but I can’t focus on anything. All I’m doing is looking down at my phone every few seconds, waiting for Tegan’s call.

Shit.

I get up to go to the toilet and when I get back, there’s a notification.

Tegan: Good news. He’s home

Tegan: Bad news. He’s wasn’t alone

I drop the phone and it bounces off the side of the coffee table with a thwack. No. No way. Not possible. This is not my life. This isn’t how it’s meant to go. I’ve known Oliver since we were sixteen years old. This just doesn’t happen to couples like us.

When I pick up my phone, there’s an ugly crack across the screen to match the ugly crack in my heart. With trembling hands, I dial Tegan’s number to confirm what I think I already knew. Thank God, my phone still works. I’m not so sure about my heart.

SIX

Mia

Do I wallow in self pity for most of Sunday? Yes. Do I eat all the chocolate I bought and drink the rest of the wine instead of eating a proper breakfast? Also, yes.

The pinot gris does not go with the dark chocolate. Both of them leave a bitter taste in my mouth that matches my mood, though. So why not?

I don’t have to worry about fitting into a designer wedding dress that is far too expensive. I don’t have to worry about looking good in photos that would hang on the wall forever to represent the best single day of my life (no pressure).

The onegood thing that happens today is the fact I can email Nancy first thing in the morning before I’ve even gotten out of bed—not hard, since I didn’t get out of bed until almost twelve—to tell her the wedding is off. God, it’s satisfying to type that out. I hit send and, even despite the bitter knot of anger and hurt in my chest, I feel lighter.

I don’t know what hurts worse. That Oliver was cheating and I didn’t even work it out until someone else pointed it out to me; or that Tegan caught them in our apartment!

When I rang her last night, I was pretty flustered. I’m sure she couldn’t understand a word I was saying for the first five minutes. She knew what I needed to hear, though. She told me to sit myself down, boil the kettle, and then she told me the whole sordid story.

She let herself in without ringing the doorbell. Then she called out loudly while storming straight down the hall, making a beeline for our bedroom. I’m still picturing the scene she described. If I know Tegan, she didn’t exaggerate at all when she told me how it went down. She certainly didn’t pull any punches at the time.

According to Tegan, she pushed open the bedroom door to see Oliver balls deep inside some blonde with her legs spread on our bed. As she told it, Oliver leaped off the bed, then she pulled out her phone, snapped a photo, and rolled her eyes at Oliver’s cursing.

The best part—the only good part, really, is what she said to him right before she walked out. “You might at least have cheated with someone hot, Oliver. But I guess you couldn’t attract anything but vermin. Shit has that effect.”

She offered to send me the photo, but I don’t want to see it. From what she says, it doesn’t show anything explicit, anyway. Besides, I know Tegan. She wouldn’t lie about this.

I replay Tegan’s words in my head over and over while I lay on the sofa and flick listlessly through Netflix not choosing anything. My list is full of home renovation programs and reality wedding shows all of which just make me feel depressed right now.

Finally, I put onEat, Pray, Loveand imagine myself as Julia Roberts running away to Italy to wander through art galleries and museums, eatallthe pasta and ice cream, put on twenty kilos, and find a beautiful Italian man to bang. Only, that’s not me. Nope. All I’m doing is slobbing around on the couch in my pyjama shorts and Luke’s jumper, probably about to break out in fifty new pimples from all the shitty food I’m eating. I’ve got the twenty kilos thing sorted, I guess, but I’m not attracting anyone or anything.

If Luke could see me now, I bet he’d run a mile. Kind of like he did last night when he thought I was coming onto him. I catch myself wondering if his reaction was just about the fact he knows I’m engaged—was engaged. Or whether he just doesn’t want to go there again. If I was that bad last time. Probably the latter.

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