Me:Wait. Are you talking to me or Jess?
Laine:I can taste vomit and tacos. I don’t remember either…
Me:What time did you get home?
Jess:She’s not home yet!
Laine:I’m not home yet…
Jess:You whore. Bring fried chicken on your walk of shame.
Me:You’re gonna be in soooo much trouble when you get home. He isn’t here.
Laine:Shit!
Jess:Don’t worry. He’s not here, either.
Kari:How’d you get me in trouble? What did I do?
Me:He knows you didn’t leave with us! Where are you?
Kari:Dammit!! Crap! Shit! What does he know? He’s gonna kill me.
Me:I think they’re heading out soon. They’re up and eating, so maybe he’ll forget you’re a whore.
Kari:Tell him I slept at the twins’ place!
Jess:But you didn’t… -_-
Laine:I can’t find my thong.
Laine:Leaving without it. Stall the guys.
Jess:Don’t forget my chicken!
Laine:STFU! Get your own damn chicken.
Me:Damn, she’s cranky today.
Jess:I want biscuits, too. And Coke. Lots of Coke.
Laine:You’d be cranky, too, if you could still taste vomit, you had to walk home like a common whore, and you couldn’t find your phone.
I snort and send toast crumbs all over my blankets.
Me:You can’t find your phone?
That missing thong must be seriously messing with her head.
Laine:Seriously, I can’t find it! I can’t leave it. I can’t afford to replace it.
Jess:You’re a moron. Check your hand.
Laine:Fuckkkkk.
Me:Wanna get dinner tonight?
Kari:I’m going home in a minute. Then I’m sleeping until I’m on shift tomorrow. I neeeeed sleep.