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Me

No, thanks *heart emoji* Marco has an extra room.

Art

The blast from the past mob guy?? *shocked emoji*

Me

Mmm, yeah. But I’m going to see an apartment as we speak

Art

I think you should stay put, baby duck *rubber duck emoji*

Me

He’ll kick me out sooner or later

Me

He said so

Art

*eggplant emoji* *Skull emoji*

Me

?

Eggplant+Skull…Dick face!

Me

Wish I never asked…

Art

How are your enticing methods going? Any luck?

Me

Nope

Art

*laughing emoji* Get him drunk again and then ride him into the sunset

That’s an idea. I shake my head.

Me

No

Art

Then come to the club tonight

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