Page 11 of The Stud

Puck Bunnies come and go.

Fuck Bunniescome and refuse to go until they’ve left with whatthey’reafter.

Your salary.

Your semen.

Your bloody soul.

“I can’t wait to get on your lips,” Audrey giggles causing her twin to dry heave louder.

“Can she hear herself?” I quietly inquire at a hushed volume to the beauty beside me.

“I wish I couldn’t hear her,” Hoss swiftly responds.

“One push of a button would make that possible, aye?”

The corner of her lip twitches upward.

I don’t knowanythingabout why she wears a hearing aid.

None of the boys do.

I’d ask, but I don’t wanna have to have med call in a surgeon to reattach my testicles when I manage to collect the pair from where she’s thrown them on the ice post ripping them off.

“I wish I couldn’t see her,” freely leaves me next. “I mean, is she product testing coffee or one of her Halloween outfits?” My claim successfully receives her bright, brown eye stare. “Honestly, I didn’t even know they made a slutty Oscar the Grouch costume.”

Snickers slip loose against what I imagine is her own volition.

“Is that a laugh?” Lighthearted melodies flutter between us, convincing my pulse to unexpectedly speed up. “Is that what that sounds like coming from you?”

“No.”

“You’re lying.”

“Maybe…”

“Definitely.”

“I’m not not lying.”

“Frosssskkkkyyyy,” summons the female who took advantage of my inebriated state well over a year ago, “you wanna go first?”

“No,” I decline without hesitation, annoyance regarding her purposeful cock blocking undeniably in my tone.

“But I want you to.”

“Double no.”

“But I think youshould.”

“I’ll go,” Kyle Goor – or Goory – Jonathan “Becks” Beckerman’s long lettuce having rookie replacement slyly volunteers with a lift of his tanned glove free hand. “I’m more than happy to pop that cherry for you, baby.”

“I wouldn’t mind bein’ the first to put my lips around somethin’ for you, sweetheart,” Kolby Wahl – aka WonderWahl – one of our defensemen wolfishly offers.

“I like to taste,” Matej “Matty” Horák, our Czech forward, eagerly states. “Vy zvlášte”

Pretty sure – like our teammates – he’s declaring he wants to tasteherrather than whatever she’s about to pour into those cups.

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