Dane:Who are you, and what have you done with Hudson Wilde?
Aiden:You’re the one whodrags usto the bar after every win.
Mason:Exactly. Last week you said, and I quote, “It’s a crime to waste a post-win buzz. And we just won two in a row.”
Hudson:I said that?
Aiden:Yes. Very passionately.
Dane:Hudson, seriously. What’s going on? You hiding something?
Mason:Are you sick? Hurt? In love???
Hudson:I’m fine.
Aiden:Liar.
Mason:Definitely in love. Only a girl could make Hudson say no to a bar.
Hudson:I’m not in love.
Mason:I forgot you don’t fall in love.
Dane:So what’s the excuse?
Hudson:Maybe I just want a quiet night in for once.
Mason:A quiet night in??? Who evenareyou right now?
Aiden:Is this what retirement looks like?
Dane:Pathetic.
Hudson:Can’t a guy take a break?
Mason:No. Not when that guy is you.
Aiden:We’re coming to drag you out of the house.
Mason:Put on deodorant. We’re on our way. I don’t need you stinking up my car.
Hudson:I’m locking the doors.
Mason:You say that like I don’t know where your spare key is.
Hudson:. . .
Dane:I’ll bring the car around. You’re done fighting this, man.
Aiden:Resistance is futile.
Hudson:Fine. You guys are relentless.
Mason:That’s what teammates are for. Now get ready.
Aiden:Wear something nice. Mason and I are putting you on Tinder if you’re this mopey.
Hudson:I hate all of you.