Cassidy:Oh no. That man is going to put you in cowboy boots and a hat, isn’t he?
Molly:If he tries, I’m walking back to Redville.
Josie:Please send pictures. I’m begging.
Cassidy:Seconded. I need to see this. For science.
Molly:You two are the worst.
Cassidy:Correction: We’re supportive friends. Now, tell us—how scared are you?
Molly:Terrified. I don’t even know how to sit on a horse. What if I fall? Or the horse doesn’t like me? Or it runs off into the woods and I’m stuck foraging for food forever?
Josie:The horse isn’t going to run off into the woods.
Cassidy:You’re overthinking it. Hudson won’t let you die. He’d probably throw himself off the horse first to protect you.
Molly:That’s not helpful, Cass.
Josie:Seriously, though, you’ve got this. Just hang on, let Hudson teach you, and try not to die.
Molly:JOSIE.
Cassidy:And trust the horse. Horses know things.
Molly:What does THAT even mean?!
Cassidy:I don’t know. It sounded wise.
Josie:If Hudson annoys you tomorrow, just “accidentally” steer your horse into his.
Cassidy:I second this plan.
Molly:I’m deleting this chat in case it gets SUBPOENAED.
Cassidy:So you’re contemplating it . . .
Molly:Shut up.
Josie:You’ll be fine. And if not, at least we’ll get hilarious pictures from it.
Molly:?? You guys are the worst.
Cassidy:Love you! Don’t die tomorrow.
Josie:Hudson better not let you fall. Tell him we’ll come for him if he does.
Molly:Noted.
Cassidy:PS Don’t forget to send the pics.
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Hudson
As cliché as it sounds,there really is no fucking place like home.
I love being here.