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Molly
Cassidy:MOLLY SINCLAIR, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Josie:I wake up, check my phone, and BAM. “Hudson Wilde marries teammate’s sister in Vegas.” What is happening???
Cassidy:You MARRIED him??? Like . . . legally??
Molly:Can everyone calm down? It’s not a big deal.
Cassidy:Not a big deal??? GIRL, it’s literally a headline. I had to re-read it three times to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.
Josie:Do we call you Mrs. Wilde now? Or do you prefer Hex Wilde?
Molly:I knew I shouldn’t have told you two about Hex.
Josie:To be fair, we loaded you with booze first.
Cassidy:Hex Wilde sounds like a supervillain. Fitting, honestly.
Molly:Stop. Both of you.
Josie:Oh, we’re just getting started.
Cassidy:Wait, wait. Tell me there was Elvis. There had to be Elvis.
Molly:I’m not answering that.
Josie:?? THAT’S A YES.
Cassidy:I am crying. Vegas weddings and Elvis?? This is iconic.
Molly:I hate you both.
Josie:No, you don’t. You’re just mad we found out through TMZ instead of you.
Cassidy:So mad. You couldn’t even send a “Hey, I married Hudson Wilde” text?
Molly:You’re acting like this was planned! It wasn’t. It just . . . happened.
Cassidy:“It just happened.” That’s your explanation? You tripped and fell into holy matrimony??
Josie:Did Hudson dare you? Tell me he dared you.
Molly:No, there was no dare!
Cassidy:So you chose this. Voluntarily.
Josie:Questionable decisions were made.
Cassidy:Extremely questionable.
Molly:Are you two done?
Josie:I’m never done. But seriously, Molls . . . are you okay? Like, for real?
Cassidy:Yeah. The media is going nuts. We’re joking, but you know we’re here if you need anything, right?