Mason:Barely. I’ve seen ghosts more social than you lately.
Dane:You guys want to hear something funny?
Aiden:Always.
Mason:Please, tell me Hudson did something embarrassing.
Dane:Oh, he did. I saw him yesterday, driving down Main Street. In a SUIT.
Mason:A suit??? Hudson Wilde? The guy who wears joggers to team dinners??
Aiden:Was it even him? Maybe it was his evil twin.
Hudson:I don’t have an evil twin.
Mason:Nah, bro, YOU are the evil twin. What’s with the suit? Job interview? You finally going corporate?
Aiden:He’s certainly pissed Coach off enough to lose his job.
Hudson:Very funny. It’s none of your business.
Dane:Hudson in a suit is everyone’s business. You looked like you were heading to a wedding or something.
Mason:A wedding? Hold up. Is there something you’re not telling us?
Hudson:Relax. I wasn’t at a wedding.
Aiden:Were you late for it? Because that tracks.
Hudson:I hate all of you.
Mason:Suspicious silence. Bro’s definitely hiding something.
Dane:No doubt. Hudson Wilde wearing a suit on a random weekday? I don’t buy it.
Aiden:Dude probably spilled coffee on his joggers and panicked.
Mason:Or he’s secretly in the mob.
Hudson:I’m not in the mob. And I don’t panic.
Dane:The suit begs to differ.
Mason:Be honest, are you in trouble? Did Mommy and Daddy finally punish you for all those times you broke curfew?
Hudson:You guys need hobbies.
Aiden:Bullying you is my hobby.
Dane:Ditto.
Mason:Answer the question:WHY THE SUIT, WILDE?
Hudson:You’ll never know.
Dane:Sketchy.
Mason:Extremely sketchy. I’m googling “Hudson Wilde spotted in suit” to see if you made the news.