I dart my gaze to Hudson, who doesn’t seem bothered by what’s transpiring. He just sits there, without a care in the world, casually flipping through the menu.
Must be nice.
Me, on the other hand?
It feels like I’ve stepped out onto a stage naked.
“You know what you want?” Dane asks me.
For a second, I don’t understand what he’s asking, but then I remember the menu in my hand.
Duh, Molly.
I glance down at it and immediately regret it.
As if the tension in the room isn’t already enough.
I could cut it with a knife. But the world is out to get me because this damn menu—I blush at the options.
I want to crawl back into my bed and ask for a do-over.
Whoever named the dishes at this restaurant was clearly in a mood.
And that mood?
Horny.
Very horny.
The options are absurd.
The Morning Wood—a loaded breakfast sandwich.
The Thirst Trap—a mimosa flight.
Buns and Sausage—self-explanatory and mortifying.
Please, universe, let the ground open up and swallow me because I can’t possibly order one of these right now.
I clear my throat, scanning the menu for something—anything—that doesn’t sound like a dirty joke. “Uh, I’ll just have the . . . Sunrise Bowl.”
“God, you’re boring,” Mason mutters, earning a glare from Dane. Gotta love my protective brother. Mason smirks. “I’ll have some Morning Wood.”
Idiot.
“What about you, Hudson?” Cassidy asks, grinning. “Let me guess. Buns and Sausage?”
I nearly choke on my coffee, and of course, Hudson doesn’t miss a beat, setting down his menu with a smirk that is way too condescending for this ungodly hour of the morning.
“Tempting,” he says, his eyes flicking toward me. “But I think I’ll go with Mason. The Morning Wood. Sounds . . . filling.”
Mason snorts.
Dane groans.
And me?
I set my cup down way too hard, causing the coffee to spill. “You’re all children.”