Not even close.
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Molly
Cassidy:Brunch at the diner. Be there or be ten pounds lighter but ultimately unhappy without cinnamon rolls.
Josie:I’m in.
Molly:Can’t. Busy.
Cassidy:Busy doing what? Avoiding us or avoidingHudson?
Molly:?? Avoiding you two, obviously.
Josie:Lies. We’re delightful.
Cassidy:I’m offended. Personally. Deeply.
Josie:Truly. This feels like a breakup.
Molly:You two aresodramatic. I’m actually working.
Cassidy:Oh, right. Working . . .
Josie:Working hardnot to think about Hudson Wilde.
Molly:*Throws phone out window.*
Josie:Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.
Molly:You promised to stop bothering me about Hudson.
Cassidy:Correction: We promised not to bother you about HudsonAT LUNCH.
Josie:Technically, this is a group chat. So. Loophole.
Molly:I hate both of you.
Cassidy:You don’t. You hate that we’re right.
Josie:And that we know things. Important things.
Molly:What things?
Cassidy:Like how you and Hudson disappeared together the day after he binge drank with Mason.
Molly:OMG. Drop it.
Josie:And that you haven’t been able to look him in the eye since. ??
Cassidy:Curious. Very curious.
Molly:*Adds Josie and Cassidy to my block list.*
Cassidy:We’re unblockable. Like cockroaches.
Josie:Or glitter. You’ll never get rid of us.