"Wow, ladies, calm down. You don't need to fight," I quickly spoke up, jumping to my feet and stepping in between the two women.
"Oh-oh, now she has done it..." I heard a little voice from behind me, as I saw Darren, Aspen and JP sitting suspiciously far away.
"Get out of my way!" the redhead bellowed, her face ugly with angry lines. I wondered where the bubbly girl had gone.
"Akira, stay away from her. She is crazy!" my mate yelled back, looking equally as angered as the other girl. However, it made her look quite sexy, I must admit.
"I don't care that JP is human," I stammered, but my words were lost in the wind as the two women suddenly charged at each other. Ashleigh pushed me out of the way as she full on tackled the redhead.
“You’re going down!"
"I will eat your face!"
"You fight like your grandma's butt!"
"Bite me, snow cone!"
"Snarky shit snack!"
"Poopy pitta bread flap!"
"Stinky meat stick!"
"Leaky barf bowl!"
A tirade of colourful and completely absurd insults rained down on us as the two women rolled over the forest floor, kicking and screaming at each other.
"Dreamy chicken nozzle!"
"Sweaty pillow ass!"
"Lousy snot tube!"
"Dirty twat waffle!"
I would've laughed at all the ridiculous insults if Danny and Ashleigh weren't simultaneously pulling out each other's hairs and drawing lines in each other's skin. Danny seemed to be gnawing on Ashleigh's arm, while she was being held down by her in an awkward choke hold.
"What is going on here?" a loud voice suddenly boomed over the shrieking woman, making them stop dead in their tracks.
From the forest, Regan appeared, carrying a stack of logs that would've probably taken me three trips.
"She started it!" Danny hastily pointed at the dark-haired girl, who immediately jumped to her feet and shook her head.
"No, you attacked my mate!"
"She doesn't like JP!"
"She never said that," Ashleigh growled, now pulling out her own hairs in frustration.
Upon hearing that, Regan ignored the whiny girls and turned towards me. "You got a problem with JP?"
I held up my hands. "No! JP is awesome, I couldn't care less that he is human," I defended myself, throwing a desperate look at the intimidating man. Both Regan and Danny could be quite scary if they wanted to be.
He glared at me for another second, before his look softened and his stance relaxed. "Alright then." He turned back to Danny, scooped her up from the ground and kissed her gently on the forehead.
"You kicking up trouble again, little lady?" he asked her, not unkindly. The moment he touched her, I could just see her anger melt away. She wrapped her arms around his neck as she let her head rest against his broad chest.
"Sorry..."