Page 52 of How to Hide Your Angel Kid

Griff

Gasp!

Onyx

Oh, my word.

Valor

Really?

Doc

I guess I did.

Mav

What.

Why the hell are you talking about this right now.

Telos

Because we’re stuck in a car going east. Because y’all dragon types can’t just fly. Duh. What else am I supposed to do!? Blow raspberries up your shirt???

Mav

Fuck off

Telos

Anyway, it’s the most amazing, unique, wonderful, one of a kind bag

It has taken the center spot on my fireplace mantle

It has dinos on it!!!!!!

Doc

Correction - it has your face on it

Telos

Same difference

Doc is the best

Mav

Yeah, sure. Get you a children’s bag and you’re over the moon

Sure you don’t belong with the babies?

Telos

You’re just jealous that you didn’t get a bag too

Yaeger

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