Page 52 of Hit Me With Your Best Shot

But I know what I’m doing. I’m falling for her—I must be. Austin isn’t like anyone else I’ve met. She’s sharp, confident, and unimpressed by all the usual shit that usually impresses the ladies, like my money and clout.

Gio: Alright, let’s cut to the chase—are you coming to my game or what? I’m dying here.

Austin: I haven’t given it any thought…

The biggest lie I’ve heard her tell, to date. And I’ve only known her for a matter of days.

Gio: You owe me ten dollars for that little white lie.

Austin: Ten dollars?! Whoa.

Gio: I said what I said. Any time you tell a fib, you pay up.

Austin: What about YOU!?

Gio: I haven’t lied to you, but sure—if that will make you feel better, agreed.

Austin: That is the LEAST interesting way to make someone “put their money where their mouth is.”

Gio: Did you have something better in mind? Like, every time I catch you in a lie, you owe me _______. Fill in the blank.

Austin: Lap dance?

Austin: KIDDING.

Gio: No take backs!

Austin: I take it back! LOL I was kidding

Gio: It’s in writing, sorry.

Austin: I was just providing an example of more interesting ways to win a bet!!!

Gio: We’re not betting! Not what that was, but I get what you’re saying and I love where your mind went. Keep up the good work. Question: do you plan on lying to me on a regular basis?

Austin: No, no, no not at all, I swear—I am not a liar. I just… don’t know how to talk to you yet. I’m figuring itout.

Gio: I’m easy to talk to, what are you talking about?

Austin: You’re intimidating as hell!!! Don’t pretend you weren’t aware.

My fingers are moving a mile a minute, texting faster than I’ve texted before.

Gio: That is not my goal. The last thing I want is for you to feel uncomfortable with me. If you do, I apologize

Austin: Oh, I TOTALLY feel comfortable with you. All I meant was… I’m still wrapping my brain around the fact that we’re friends.

Gio: Friends?

Gio: You’re my lucky charm

Austin:

Gio: And.

Gio: You like me. Admit it.

Austin: ADMIT IT?! You’re going to be waiting a long time, buddy.

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