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Gio: That’s it.

Austin: That can’t be it!

Gio: Nah. Don’t want to scare you off.

Austin: OMG.

Austin: You can’t just leave me hanging like that.

Gio: Damn right I can. That’s how you build suspense.

Austin: You asshole.

Gio: LOL

Austin: You know—I didn’t wear panties to work today…

Gio: Is that so?

Austin: Nope. Was hoping you’d drop in on me today and…

Gio: …

Gio: AND?????

Austin: That’s it. Don’t want to scare you off.

Gio: OMFG.

Austin: LOL I am laughing so hard right now.

Gio: You’re mean.

Austin: Or am I hilarious?

Gio: Yes.

Austin: Admit it—you kind of love it.

Gio: I mean, yeah, but you can’t just stop there. What am I supposed to do with that information?

Austin: Suffer, I guess?

Gio: Wow. You’re unbelievable.

Austin: You knew this when you starteddating me.

Gio: Yeah, but I didn’t realize you’d be this good at torture.

Austin: You’re welcome.

Gio: I’m coming by after practice.

Austin: Oh, are you now?

Gio: Tell little Gio to stay the fuck out of my way.

Austin: You still have to take him on a walk so he can bond with you.

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