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Drew: Lying in bed talking to you.

Tess: What were you doing before that?

Drew: Gym. Eating. Shower

Tess: Long day?

Drew: Not anymore ??

Tess: Are you FLIRTING with me? ’Cause that would be awesome.

Drew: Do you WANT me to flirt with you?

Tess: Kind of…. Is that bad?

Drew: Not bad. I’m just BAD at it.

Tess: How are you bad at flirting?

Drew: I don’t know how to do it. All I know how to do is chat with people and make conversation. How does a guy flirt?

Tess: I don’t know. Let’s google it.

Tess: Okay. I found this article

Tess: ** Sends Link **

Drew: “Ten Ways to Flirt with Your Crush That Will Get You Noticed In No Time?” LOLOL stop it. Be yourself? That’s not a way to flirt.

Drew: Suggest hanging out in a group? Oh, SO SEXY. LOL this list is trash.

Tess: I’m trying to be helpful.

Drew: None of that is helpful.

Tess: If you can do better, have at it.

Drew: **Sends Link **

Tess: 5 Ways to Become the Master of Flirting! Okay, this better be good…

Drew: I’m partial to Number 1

Tess: Head tilting?? How is that flirting?

Drew: It shows that you’re engaged in the conversation and also shows me if you have a long, sexy neck.

Tess: Oh lord… long sexy neck? Stop it.

Drew: Number 3: Lean in.

Tess: So you can see my boobs? Noted.

Drew: Yes, ma’am.

Tess: What about Number 4? Touching… Did you touch me when we were together? Eh, barely.

Drew: Right, but I wasn’t flirting. I was trying to keep my hands off you out of respect.

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