Tess: Listen, my brother gave you a bloody lip. I’d say we’re even?
Tess: Let’s just play the game, LOL. I need the distraction.
Drew: K. First question—If you were stranded on a desert island, what three items would you bring?
Tess: Dang, I don’t know. You answer first.
Drew: That’s easy. A hammock, a never-ending supply of sunscreen, and a survival guide titled "How to Escape from Desert Islands for Dummies."
Tess: Ambitious choices. Okay, next question: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Drew: New Zealand. It's like a fantasy world filled with stunning landscapes and hobbits.
Tess: Hobbits? LOL. Lord. A true adventurer's dream **eye roll** I'll start saving for our New Zealand escapade.
Drew: Sounds like a plan. Alright, last question: What's your go-to karaoke song?
Tess: Oh, you're really digging deep now. I'd have to say "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. I like to pretend I'm a rock star from the ’90s.
Drew: A rock star, huh? I'm definitely requesting an encore at the next karaoke night.
Tess: You better believe it. Alright, your turn to ask.
Drew: Hmm, let me think. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?
Tess: Ah, the eternal time travel dilemma. I'd go to the past—there's so much history to explore and learn from. And maybe I’d have you wear a condom?
Drew: Oh. My. GOD, Tess, SICK BURN. Shit. Ouch.
Tess: I’m kidding but also, not kidding. Bwahahaha. Sorry, I didn’t mean to ruin the moment. Next question and go.
Drew: Alright, last question from me: What's your favorite way to spend a lazy Sunday?
Tess: Lounging around in comfy pajamas, a movie marathon (reality TV, obvi), and consuming ridiculous amounts of popcorn.
Drew: A true Sunday champion. Alright, I think we've successfully navigated the first date questions. I have to say, I'd give you a second date based on your answers.
Tess: There you go, charming me out of my panties…but you know. I could probably come up with a better list of questions than those.
Drew: What do you mean, better?
Tess: You know…spicier.
Drew: **sweating laughing emoji** Do your worst.
Tess: Okay. Here I go. I’ll start with a tame one…
Tess: Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
Drew: I prefer cuddling while I make out. Does that count? LOL
Tess: Yes?
Drew: What about you?
Tess: I don’t mind a cuddle, especially when it’s on the couch, watching one of my shows while elbow-deep in popcorn. Literally the perfect evening. Ready for the next question?
Tess: When is the first time you pictured me naked?