Page 73 of How to Win the Girl

Why. Don’t you like it?

Jury is still out.

Do you ever just throw caution to the wind, and do what you want?

Um. NO. LOL

Um, NO?! Damn shame.

Oh please, don’t tell me you do. You don’t have the freedom to throw caution to the wind. I did a little research and studies show, Colter brothers have to act and behave a certain way to make certain agents—and fans—happy.

Aw, you were googling me…! So flattered.

Don’t be. I google everything.

LOL liar you do not.

Wanna make a bet???

Sure.

**screenshot**

Take a gander at my search history.

**low whistle**

You actually googled “how tall was P.T. Barnum?”

Obviously.

Um. WHY.

I wanted to know how tall he was!

Did you actually not know how fast a police car can drive?

How would I know how fast a cop car can drive?!

BUT WHY DID YOU WANT TO KNOW

Listen, we’re not here to debate my search history. I was merely pointing out the fact that I google a lot of useless information, including stuff about you.

Wow. I don’t know if I should be insulted or not.

Not. I didn’t mean it like that…

I was gonna say, this escalated quickly.

LOL

And here I thought we were going to flirt!

That IS how I flirt. Joke’s on you.

You weren’t flirting with me tonight, were you?

It’s sad that you cannot tell. But also: no, not really.

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