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Next question: did you want to do something physical for our next date or something… cute. LOLOL

By physical, I’m assuming you mean MORE SPORTS?

It’s a rhetorical question, there is no right or wrong answer.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING SPORTY SHIT?

Why are you yelling?

’Cause. You are walking me into a trap.

Might I remind you that the reason we’re doing sporty shit is ’cause you haven’t come up with a date idea yourself. And if you want to go paint shit, we can do that.

If I think of something creative, I’ll let you know LOL

See! Not my fault…

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Question.

Yes?

Does sexting count as part of a sex ban?

LOL I don’t know. Should it count?

I don’t know. Should we vote?

This vote feels skewed…

Close your eyes and hold up your hand if you vote for sexting.

Is it SEXY to discuss sexting BEFORE sexting??

We already established neither of us is sending dick picks, so no worries, this is strictly above the shirt copping-a-feel.

Just above my shirt?

I mean. That’s negotiable but no pressure.

LOL how magnanimous of you.

Excuse me while I google what magnanimous means…

No worries. I didn’t know what it meant, either. I learned it in a kid movie.

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daisy

He is my favorite dirty thought.

I’m not at allsurprised when my phone begins ringing mid conversation with Drake—nor am I surprised when I see his name pop up on my screen.

“Hello?” My brows are already raised when he wastes no time, saying,

“Question.”

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