Page 119 of How to Win the Girl

First of all, whoever came up with those rules was a guy. And an idiot. Second of all, there are no rules.

No rules. Is that so…

I would be so annoyed if you waited 3 days.

Ah, so you admit you were waiting for me to message you…

No. I just said I’d be annoyed LOL

Same thing.

False. Not the same thing at all.

Agree to disagree.

LOL stop doing that.

Stop doing WHAT?

Stop making me laugh.

Fun fact: I’m funny, dammit…

You weren’t funny tonight when you were creeping on me in the backyard at the party.

What I’m hearing right now is: you noticed me.

It’s hard NOT to notice a giant person LOOMING over me, practically breathing down my neck. What did your date think of your staring?

My what???

Your date.

The blonde.

I have no idea who that girl was. She decided to stand there creeping on me while I crept on you.

Hmm.

Are you JEALOUS??

What?! ME? NO.

LOL don’t lie, your panties are in a bit of a twist.

Well, do you blame me? You guys all have girls hanging all over you all of the time.

It’s not ALL of the time; it’s SOME of the time.

Pause. Did you just use a SEMICOLON in a text message.

Indeed, I did…did you like that?

I’ll never say **lips zipped**

Okay let’s get back to the part where you’re jealous.

Now I’m rolling my eyes.

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