“Good. I pay her enough to make sure she’s extremely kind.”
“When do I get a full tour?” I gesture at the door behind me.
“Never. Forget about that part of the house.” He comes toward me. I catch a whiff of something smoky wafting off him. “I know that locked door is going to drive you insane, but forget it exists.”
“That’s going to be hard.” I step closer to him and sniff a few times. “Why do you smell like a bonfire?”
“Work.”
“Lots of burning rubble in the computer chip business?”
“Yes. And no.” He puts one hand on my hip and the other snakes up my back. I let out a surprised whimper when he grips my hair. “Are you going to make my life difficult, little thief?”
“I’m not a thief. And probably.”
“You ask too many questions.”
“And you act too stupidly mysterious. How’s a computer chip guy afford a house like this?”
He’s smirking as he dips down and brushes his lips against my neck. I groan and try to push him away, but that’s like trying to move a mountain.
“You’re too clever.”
“And you’re way too shady. Remember when I saw you murder a guy?”
“I assumed we wouldn’t talk about that again.”
“Arsen. Who did I marry?”
He lets out a low grumble in the back of his throat. “I’ll tell you, but you have to give me something in return.”
“That’s not really the basis for a reasonable relationship.”
“We don’t have one of those.”
“Fine. What do you want?”
“I brought some of your clothes over. I want to watch you get changed.”
I laugh stupidly before realizing he’s not kidding. “That’s flattering and also a total red flag. I don’t want to exchange sexual favors for basic information about my husband.”
“And yet here we are.”
“You just want to watch?”
“That’s all. I just want to watch.”
“Weird. But no touching. Deal?”
“Deal.” He grips my hair tighter. “I like your nose ring.”
“Thanks?”
Then he lets me go. I slip past him and he lightly pats my ass. I try to swat him back, but he’s already grinning and following me back to his bedroom.
True to his word, the weirdo sits in a big leather chair in the corner of the room and crosses one leg. My old gym bag is sitting on the bed stuffed with a lot of my things. “How’d you get this anyway?”
“Your mother sent it over. She’s a nice woman.”