Page 19 of House of Demons and Bones

“Yes! Yes, fuck me harder! Please, I beg you!” Barbie shrieked like she was auditioning for a horror flick. “You’ve got the biggest cock, according to Sy anyway. I don’t mind yelling aboutthe size of your cock to boost your ego. But hey, remember that blonde who shouted about the dwarf’s huge dick inGame of Thrones? He strangled her to death.”

Rowan froze, scanning the room before fixing me with an incredulous stare that matched my own shocked look.

“What the hell, Sy?” He squinted at me. “Did Barbie’s voice just come out of your mouth?”

“What the fuck, Barbie?” I hissed.

“Yeah, that fake pleading was all me, you two geniuses,” she admitted in a scornful tone. “You promised it’d be a quickie, so let’s mean it, shall we? Chop, chop!”

“I never said it would be a quickie,” I growled.

“This unholy coupling has dragged on long enough.” Her voice kept spilling from my mouth. “All the pounding and shameless dirty talk with the polluted scent of sex in the air! I’m pretty laid back, but even I have my limits. You two can’t just fuck like animals while the rest of us deal with gritty reality. Life is hard for me already. The House of Mages is my last shot, and I’m late reporting back. Cade is a good man and a better prince, and he trusts me to be a proper mage. I won’t let you screw this up for me like everything else. He’s probably pacing outside my room right now, wondering what happened to me. I won’t let him down. Not again.”

Rowan and I traded stunned looks at her outburst. What an obnoxious twat!

I clamped my mouth shut, but her voice pushed through anyway. My pain-in-the-ass soul-sister had proven that when she wanted to be heard, not even our evil father could shut her up.

My voice burst out alongside hers. “Hush, Barbie! You’re ruining everything!”

“The longer you two go at it, the more shit piles up for me,” Barbie kept ranting. “So, please, wrap the fuck up. I can’t take more stress, guys. My heart is racing so fast and?—”

I threw up another sound barrier. Ever since discovering my magic, I’d been tossing my power around, but it was hit or miss. This barrier worked somewhat. Barbie’s words pushed through but came out garbled. I counted that as a win.

Then she switched tactics, threw her head back, and howled. The shadow beasts joined in, backing her up unconditionally.

“What the fuck?” Rowan growled and wrapped his arms around me protectively.

He hasn’t ejaculated his bountiful seed into Sy’s womb yet,Underhill chimed in for everyone to hear.But do you want me to boot him for being slow or disrespectful?

My sugar’s eyes widened.

Let’s be nice,Barbie instructed.But if they’re not done in two minutes, throw him out.We don’t want to be seen as weak.

Roger that,Underhill gloated.Initiating countdown. And Prince Rowan shouldn’t act so cocky. The chaos heir’s got him beat by half an inch. And the way their tips?—

Rowan blinked and shook his head.

I bet he got the message,Barbie cut Underhill off.Nice attention to detail though.

Underhill preened.When’s Killian coming back? He and Rowan put on the best cock shows.

Underhill had no grasp of human or supernatural emotions, just parroting thoughts from Barbie and me without context.

I sighed in defeat. “Better get it done fast, sugar. They’re already ganging up on us.”

“Doesn’t Underhill like us as well?” Rowan asked hopefully. “Can’t you get it on our side?”

“Forget it. Barbie and Underhill are thick as thieves,” I said. “There’s no breaking that bond. She got here first, and the wild magic sees me as competition.”

“Why?” Rowan asked. “Aren’t you two basically twins?”

“Fifty seconds left,” Barbie chimed in. “Tick tock.”

“Back off,” I growled. “Or I’ll do the same when you fuck Killian next.”

“I’m not having sex with him ever again,” she scoffed. “I rejected him, remember? I’m the FMC in a rejected mates story. Following the tropes.”

She was nuts, and you couldn’t argue with the crazy and the stupid. Rowan and I shared a look of understanding as he picked up speed, pounding into me so hard that I saw stars. Pleasure rippled through me, dancing on my nerve endings. This was no longer a rage fuck but an emergency fuck, which was hot as hell too.

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