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Lucky:You need some new material, HC. Goddamn, we're not in the first grade here.

Hope:You love my jokes. Stop lying.

Lucky:Fine. Tell me the ship one.

Hope:You have to repeat the question.

Lucky:Seriously?

Hope.Do it…

Lucky:Jesus… What do you call a ship that sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

Hope:A nervous wreck!

Lucky:I have no words.

Hope:Wanna come up to my room and hang out?

Lucky:You inviting me because you wanna hang out, or because you want me to get you something from the kitchen?

Hope:Both?

Lucky:You put the movie on. I'll get the cookies.

Hope:God, I love you!!

Lucky:Because I'm your bitch.

Hope:My best bitch!

September 7th2016

Hope:You still at the store?

Lucky:At the counter. Need something?

Hope:Um…never mind, it's okay.

Lucky:???

Hope:Forget it. It's fine. I'll go later.

Lucky:Tampons?

Hope:Please…

Lucky:Blue box?

Hope:Yep…

Hope:Is this weird?

Lucky:Is what weird?

Hope:You buying me tampons.

Lucky:I've had the talk, HC. I know where babies come from.

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