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Jamie:??Turns out I don’t??

Elliott:??The word idol was never used??

Jamie:??Might as well have??

Elliott:??Shouldn’t you be working???

Jamie:??Probably??

Tuesday, September 3

Elliott:??Hey remember that time you didn’t know narwhals were real???

Jamie:??You’re trying to make up for the Beach Boys thing and it’s not working??

Jamie:??Also I was never fully convinced until you gave me that book??

Jamie:??Did you know the females don’t have tusks???

Elliott:??No way.??

Elliott:??The dudes are probably insufferable flaunting their extra appendage??

Jamie:??Horn length contests all day long??

Elliott:??Such fragile egos, all of you??

Jamie:??Hey??

Wednesday, September 4

Elliott:??If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money???

Jamie:??That’s random??

Elliott:??I’ve got a headache, which I’m sure is nothing, but I wanted a distraction while the meds kick in. Otherwise in ten minutes I’ll have convinced myself it’s a brain tumor or stroke.??

Jamie:??You okay? Want me to come over???

Elliott:??No, I’m fine. Just wanted to talk to someone for a little bit and Yuka’s busy.??

Jamie:??I’m second string???

Elliott:??Yes??

Jamie:??Okay I’ll take it??

Jamie:??I gotta think about that for a second though??

Jamie:??How much we talking???

Elliott:??100 million??

Jamie:??Damn??

Jamie:??Okay—I’d plant a million trees??

Elliott:??[Tree hugger Jamie has entered the chat]??

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