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Right? It should be illegal.

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

It’s your own fault. I volunteered to step in. Then you guys would have had a real fireman over 5 feet tall.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

LOL.

Truthfully, the vision of Scott grinding over Grandma Flo is probably more disturbing than the professional stripper. I shudder at the thought.

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

Haha, I’m kidding. I’m not good on the pole. Better in photos.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

Are you in a calendar or not?

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

Damn, you are so thirsty to know.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

I’m not. Forget I asked.

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

Hint, I’m the month of June.

Your dad is pretty drunk FYI. His face is very red lol.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

Tell him to stop drinking. He gets the Asian flush!

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

I’ll try. He’s a riot. I’m slowly getting him to reveal all your childhood secrets.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

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RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

He told me about when you ran across the stage naked at your preschool grad. Bold move.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

Stop talking about me!

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

Impossible.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

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