Page 66 of Wandering Closer

CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

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Bros and Hoe Group Chat

River :

I feel out of the loop.

Jake :

That’s because you are.

River :

Dickhead. Have we fucked up the tiny dick prick yet?

Thoren :

No, they should have a court date set soon.

River :

Cool, let me know and I’ll be there.

Thoren :

It will be in Phoenix.

River :

…and?

Jake :

Count me in too.

Thoren :

I love you guys.

River :

Gross. GTG, Vanessa wants my bat.

Thoren :

Stop trying to name your dick. You can never top Hammer.

Jake :

I need a girlfriend.

“It would be cheaper to just get whatever flower is in season, you know?” Mrs. King asks as she wraps up the bouquet.

“Yeah, but purple is her favorite color.”

“You buy her new flowers every week. I think she’ll love them no matter what.”

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