Page 48 of The Charlie Method

Oh sorry, it’s Lars.

CHARLIE:

My Swedish heartthrob! How’s Bjorn?

LARS:

Um…who?

CHARLIE:

Oh, I refer to B as Bjorn. I imagine you guys as two ripped Swedish boys. I envision glorious Viking men.

LARS:

I think most of the Vikings were from Norway, not Sweden.

CHARLIE:

Please just let me have this.

LARS:

Do you have a Viking fetish? Is that it?

CHARLIE:

I didn’t *think* so, but now…

LARS:

You like the idea of being conquered.

CHARLIE:

OMG. I think I do.

LARS:

All right. Let’s say B and I want to do some conquering. How does that play out?

CHARLIE:

Hmmm. Okay. I guess it starts with you kicking down my door and bursting into my bedroom.

LARS:

Do we find you on the bed? At a desk?

CHARLIE:

I’m lying in bed. Naked. Touching myself.

LARS:

We interrupted you getting yourself off?

CHARLIE:

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