Page 26 of The Charlie Method

CHARLIE:

Twice. First time was great. He looked like his pictures. Chemistry was there. Second time was an unmitigated disaster.

B:

Well, now you have to elaborate. What happened? Micropenis? Smelled like ass?

CHARLIE:

Funny you use the word ass.

B:

Awww he wanted to stick it in your ass and sweet Charlie was horrified at the thought?

CHARLIE:

No, he wanted me to stick it inhisass. Which, fine, to each their own. I support everyone’s kinks. I mean, I’m on here talking to a guy who has threesomes with his friend. But that didn’t appeal to me at all. I don’t want to be the one penetrating.

B:

Then you’re in luck! I am happy to penetrate you.

CHARLIE:

This is the craziest conversation I’ve ever had.

B:

It’s a lot more entertaining than other ones I’ve had on here, that’s for sure.

B:

By the way, anything you say in this chat—Lars is going to read too.

CHARLIE:

Oh, is that so?

B:

Yep. It’s his profile too.

CHARLIE:

Tell me the hottest sexual encounter you guys have had together.

B:

Sorry, baby girl. We don’t kiss and tell.

CHARLIE:

Fine. I guess I respect that.

B:

But I can tell you what I want to do toyou. I already have a whole fantasy about you.

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