Page 174 of The Charlie Method

I will stay only because three of you played in the NHL and won multiple Stanley Cups.

JOHN LOGAN:

You are all staying in this chat until you are removed from the chat.

HUNTER DAVENPORT:

What do you mean, three? You realize I exist, right? I won a fucking cup with Tampa.

WILL LARSEN:

Oh shit. Davenport’s in this chat too??

SHANE LINDLEY:

Coach Hollis is gonna shit a brick when he finds out we’re in here and he still can’t score an invite.

GARRETT GRAHAM:

Hey, Shane. Sorry to hear about your father. Gigi said you two were close.

SHANE LINDLEY:

Thanks, Mr. Graham. Yeah…it’s been rough. We miss him a lot.

GARRETT GRAHAM:

Garrett. And I hear ya. I can’t imagine what you’re going through.

COLIN FITZGERALD:

This could probably go unsaid, but nobody tells Hollis you got an invite. Understood?

BECKETT DUNNE:

Any reason why he’s shunned from a super cool group called Dad Chat?

JAKE CONNELLY:

His wife is a narc. She reads his messages and reports back to our wives.

SHANE LINDLEY:

Yo, that’s fucked. She breaks into his phone?

COLIN FITZGERALD:

No, he gives her access to it. Hollis says secrets are the nails used to build a house of divorce.

SHANE LINDLEY:

That dude is weird.

JOHN LOGAN:

How did you assholes turn this conversation about yourselves? My daughter’s life is at risk here.

JOHN TUCKER:

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