Page 25 of The Charlie Method

Honestly, the mechanics of it freak me out.

B:

Ha! How so?

CHARLIE:

Like… There’s just so many moving parts. I’m very good at multitasking, though, so I think I could probably be good at it. I should put that on my résumé. Skills: good at threesomes.

B:

“Proficient at taking one dick from behind and another in the mouth.”

CHARLIE:

Oh my God, I can’t believe you just said that.

B:

What? It’s classic threesome pose. A staple.

CHARLIE:

Oh, there are threesome staples, eh?

B:

Oh yeah. That one is called spit-roasting.

CHARLIE:

Oh my God.

B:

I feel like you’re blushing right now.

CHARLIE:

No.

B:

Are you lying?

CHARLIE:

Yes.

So did you open this account just so you and your buddy could find willing girls who will let you bang them at the same time?

B:

Sounds very sleazy when you phrase it that way. But honestly, yeah, it seemed like a good way to talk to someone ahead of time and find out where their head is at before we decide to meet up.

B:

So far, it’s just been chatting, most of which has gone nowhere. We’ve never met anyone off this app. Have you?

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