Page 175 of The Charlie Method

Your daughter’s life isn’t at risk.

DEAN DI LAURENTIS:

At risk of getting knocked up by a football player, maybe. Risk of death? Unlikely.

JOHN LOGAN:

She’s not getting knocked up, because they’re not having sex.

BECKETT DUNNE:

LOL

GARRETT GRAHAM:

LOL

CONOR EDWARDS:

LOL

SHANE LINDLEY:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEAN DI LAURENTIS:

What’s the weather like in Denial Town?

JOHN LOGAN:

Fuck all of you.

Here’s the deal, young Briars. Blake is too trusting for her own good. She doesn’t possess the proper skills yet to see through this dickhead’s bullshit. But I do. Isaac Grant is a MTMD.

SHANE LINDLEY:

??

GARRETT GRAHAM:

I got this—I speak Logan. A…menace to my daughter.

JOHN LOGAN:

Exactly. Who names their kid Isaac Grant anyway? Fucking assholes, that’s who. He almost got Blake kicked out of her dorm. And since I’m not there to keep an eye on this fuckhead, I’m officially declaring you my proxies. Especially you, Ryder. You’re practically related to her now.

LUKE RYDER:

Um…I’m not interfering in a freshman girl’s love life.

SHANE LINDLEY:

Hard pass.

BECKETT DUNNE:

I’ll do it. She’s cute.

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