“Who are you calling?” Demi demands.
I turn to answer her, but the sight of her gripping two iron bars and peering at me from inside a cell… It’s too good. I’d regret it my whole life if I let this opportunity pass.
“Am I allowed to take a picture?” I beg the cop.
“Don’t youdare,” Demi warns.
He grins. “Go for it.” I think this is the most fun he’s had in a while. Riding a desk is probably boring as fuck.
I fish my phone from my pocket and snap a picture of Demi, who looks like she wants to murder me. Then, to rub salt in the wound, I turn around to take a selfie, with Demi’s outraged face in the background, her fingers curled around the bars.
“That’s my Christmas card, right there,” I tell her, giving a finger gun.
“I hate you.”
No you don’t, you want to blow me.
I can’t stop the wicked thought. And I can’t quite fathom it, either. Was she actually serious about wanting me to be her rebound? She’s so sarcastic that I assumed she was messing with me.
Maybe it’s a good thing I was in the dark about it. Hell, it’dprobably be better if I still was. I promised myself I wouldn’t hook up this year, and the temptation to break that vow for Demi is overwhelming.
The deputy leads me over to his desk and points to the landline.
“Can’t I use my own phone?” I hold it up in reminder. I mean, he literally just allowed me to take a picture.
He shakes his head. “Against protocol.”
“Okay, well, that doesn’t make any sense, but whatever.” I shrug and grab the handset off its cradle. Then I dial one of the few numbers I know by heart.
“Hey Coach,” I say after his brusque hello.
“Davenport?” he asks suspiciously.
“Yeah. I hope I didn’t wake you.” The digital clock across the room reads 10:37. Not crazy late, but we have a six-thirty a.m. morning skate, so there’s a chance he was already in bed. “What’s going on?” he barks in my ear.
“Not much.” I stall, wondering the best way to frame my predicament.
“Is this about the fucking egg?” Coach sounds annoyed. “Did something happen to it?”
“Nah, Pablo’s good, thanks for asking. Well, at least I think he’s good—he’s with Conor tonight, so…yeah…anyway…” I exhale. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’m just going to Band-Aid it. I’m in jail right now and I’m hoping you might be able to come here and talk to the officers and, you know, do your thing?”
“My thing?”
“Yelling at people,” I clarify.
There’s a brief silence, followed by, “Is this a prank? Because I don’t have time for that shit.”
I swallow a laugh. “I’m dead serious. A friend and I got pulled over in Hastings tonight. It was a total misunderstanding—we weren’t drunk and there was no lewd behavior despite what Officer Jerk might say—”
The desk cop chuckles softly. Man, I wish he was the one who pulled us over. He probably would’ve high-fived me and let us go.
“Coach?” I prompt.
Another silence trickles by.
“I’m on my way.”
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