Page 78 of Hold On Me

There’s nothing wrong with self preservation.

Jaxson

Where I come from, snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches.

Jenson

Back off, little brother. I wouldn’t wanna catch a flight for you to catch these hands.

Jaxson

You’d choose her over your own kin?

Jenson

Always.

Angie

Well that guaranteed you getting laid tonight.

Angie

Oh and Penny and Ben lied to us all. He’s been taking the sausage bus to taco town.

Edie

Brilliant!

Nicole

You mean she’s been doing squat thrusts in his cucumber garden?

Edie

Oh my god lol

Angie

Yep. He's been tossing his hotdog down her hallway.

Jaxson

Jenson, make them stop. I don’t wanna think of Penny’s taco.

Jenson

They won’t listen to me. I’ve got images of my boss’s hotdog in my head. Not cool, ladies.

Nicole

It’s okay, he’s just bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house

Jaxson

I don’t get that one

Jenson

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