Page 68 of Hold On Me

Jameson

Noice.

Angie

Thanks, you inspired me.

Penny

Jokes on you. No one rocked anyone’s world. He’s my boss and that’s it.

Angie

But what about the sexy knickers?

Jameson

Did you show him the sexy PANTIES?

Angie

Knickers.

Jameson

Bless your heart. It’s panties, you live in America, you’re shacked up with a quarterback and all your friends are tied to Americans. Call them panties, you jabroni.

Angie

Jabroni? I like it. And never. They will always be knickers to me. And a lift is a lift, and the back of a car is called a boot. I said what I said, come fight me.

Jameson

So stubborn.

Nicole

Shouldn’t we be grilling Penny on why she hasn’t slept with her boss, not arguing over terminology?

Nicole

And Angie, you’re wrong. It’s panties, elevator and trunk. Come fight me.

Angie

You’re my nemesis.

Nicole

You love me really.

Angie

I do, I really do.

Angie

Penny, why haven’t you boned that dawg? Imagine the American accent.

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