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SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS (THAT INCLUDES YOU, JAMESON) - GROUP TEXTS

Edie

Oh my god are you all okay?

Angie

We didn’t feel anything here.

Nicole

Pen, are you two okay?

Jameson

New York hasn’t had an earthquake in years. Trust it to happen when you’re visiting the city, Pen.

Penny

We’re fine. We were in the hotel when it happened. It only lasted a few seconds. It’s not that big a deal.

Angie

I have so many jokes on the tip of my tongue but I’ll let them slide.

Edie

I disagree. It is a big deal. The ground literally shook all around you. That’s not normal.

Penny

Does the earth not move for you and Jaxson when you’re in a hotel room?

Edie

No, we don’t have earthquakes here.

Angie

I don’t think she meant those.

Jameson

Was that your subtle way of telling us Ben rocked your world?

Angie

Did you make Big Ben dong?

Jameson

You bumped uglies so hard the ground shook?

Angie

He fucked you so hard the whole city stopped to applaud?

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